For instance everytime I go through the Drive-Thru at my local Starbucks, my phone declares.
Not the slow, Wi - fi that one would expect but a quik wifey.
This always brings a knowing smile and squeeze from my wife.
So with that in mind I decided that the phone is very quotable, for a T-Shirt anyway, so here it is the "I have a Wifey Hotspot!" Shirt.